The RENPHO C3 Powerful Percussion Massager Gun ($69.99) and RENPHO Eye Massager ($51.99) from Amazon. 

It’s not even the end of the year yet, but 2022 already feels like it’s gonna be just as action and horror-packed as the last two years. You have two choices: stay curled up in the fetal position until the 2020s are over or treat yourself to a bougie RENPHO electric massager for 20% off! 

Offering much-needed relief from joint pain, stiffness, and tension this deep muscle massage gun ($69.99) applies powerful pulses of concentrated pressure courtesy of a 24V brushless high-torque motor. 

If you’re like me and carry all your stress in your neck and head, this eye massager ($51.99) is exactly what you need. It vibrates! It oscillates! And it’ll knead you like no one’s ever kneaded you before. 

Built-in heating pads offer relief from eye strain and puffiness with temps up to 107 degrees while the built-in speakers give you a soundtrack of prerecorded nature sounds for an experience that could only be improved with a glass of wine or a gummy. 

Don’t let muscle pain get you down – literally. Shop the 20% off RENPHO electric massager sale on Amazon and treat yourself!

Jeremy Glass is a freelance writer living in Vacationland with his wife, daughter, and pup. Give his website a read at candyandpizza.com.